smellslikebutz: (hmm)
[personal profile] smellslikebutz
You know, ever since that murder at KB Security last month, I've been doing a lot of thinking and I've come to the shocking conclusion that I really don't like the man I've become.

I know, I know. "But Larry!" you're thinking. "You're a great person! You're funny and charming and the ladies dig you!"

Well, that's just it. Those things are superfluous (didn't think I knew that word, did you?) and unimportant. I need to find the truth, the real meaning of life, the man behind the mask, but in order for me to do that, I have to change my ways, and I'm going to start by swearing off women.

Yeah, you heard me. No more wining and dining, no more romance, no more love period.

I need to get out there and experience life! Travel where the wind takes me and find my purpose! It's gonna be tough and I know you're all gonna miss me, but it's for the best. When I come back, you won't even recognize me.

So take a good look at me, guys, 'cause this is the last time you'll see Larry Butz. By the time my journey's over, I'll be a new man! A man worthy enough to call himself a man. Oh, that was good. I should write that one down...

Anyways... Parting may be sweet sorrow, but remember that absence makes the heart grow fonder! Seeya!



((OOC: IC semi-hiatus until he "finds himself." He'll probably blog about his life discoveries while he's gone, but they'll likely be private entries. Depending on what you say, you may or may not get a response if you reply to this. TTFN! ♥))

Date: 2008-06-08 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] know-sacrifice.livejournal.com
The kind of man worthy of another man?

Haha, I'm kidding. Good luck, Larry!

Date: 2008-06-08 07:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
I thought we were never speaking of that again.

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Date: 2008-06-08 04:15 am (UTC)
samuraiprosecutor: (Heh)
From: [personal profile] samuraiprosecutor
didn't think I knew that word, did you?

You've managed to surprise me.

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Date: 2008-06-08 07:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
Oh, hey, Edgey! It's been a while.

We're gonna forget about our last conversation, right? It never happened.

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Date: 2008-06-09 02:43 am (UTC)
samuraiprosecutor: (O RLY?)
From: [personal profile] samuraiprosecutor
Ah. The conversation in which you propositioned me and denigrated my taste in men?

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Date: 2008-06-09 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
galdjfalkjr IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

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Date: 2008-06-08 05:36 am (UTC)
maraich: (What)
From: [personal profile] maraich
Wait, a murder??

Date: 2008-06-08 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
Yeah, you know. The one where my boss died.

Date: 2008-06-08 07:06 am (UTC)
maraich: (cutie)
From: [personal profile] maraich
So you're leaving?

Date: 2008-06-08 09:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
Don't think of it as leaving! Think of it as..temporarily departing. It'll help ease the pain.

Date: 2008-06-08 04:29 pm (UTC)
maraich: (You don't really mean that do you?)
From: [personal profile] maraich
But you're leaving.

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Date: 2008-06-08 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magicalminuki.livejournal.com
But... but I like you the way you are!

Date: 2008-06-08 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
Aw, Truce! That's nice of you... But Destiny's calling and she has a sweet voice. A man can't help but listen!

Date: 2008-06-08 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magicalminuki.livejournal.com
Well, we can't have you ignoring destiny~

No matter what happens, you'll always be Larry the fish to me!

Date: 2008-06-09 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
Fish? But I made such an awesome sea monster!
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Date: 2008-06-09 03:03 am (UTC)
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But I met you as a fish, not a sea monster.

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Date: 2008-06-09 05:01 am (UTC)
oceanicbutterfly: (happy)
From: [personal profile] oceanicbutterfly
You be sure to drop me a message when you come back. The new Larry, after all, will still owe me that grand tour of Gourd Lake the old Larry offered.

Date: 2008-06-09 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
I think the new Larry will be able to swing that.

Date: 2008-06-09 06:19 am (UTC)
attorneyatlol: (Hoo boy...)
From: [personal profile] attorneyatlol
Good luck, Larry. We'll all be awaiting your return with bated breath.

Date: 2008-06-09 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
long as it’s not ‘baited’ breath! I went through enough of that last month…

Date: 2008-06-09 04:11 pm (UTC)
attorneyatlol: (You gotta be kidding me.)
From: [personal profile] attorneyatlol
Uh… right…

Date: 2008-06-09 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
Anyways, don’t get in too much trouble while I’m gone, Nick! I won’t be around to bail you out, you know.

Date: 2008-06-09 04:12 pm (UTC)
attorneyatlol: (well fuck)
From: [personal profile] attorneyatlol
I’ll try my hardest not to. What ever would I do without you, Larry?

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