smellslikebutz: (hmm)
[personal profile] smellslikebutz
You know, ever since that murder at KB Security last month, I've been doing a lot of thinking and I've come to the shocking conclusion that I really don't like the man I've become.

I know, I know. "But Larry!" you're thinking. "You're a great person! You're funny and charming and the ladies dig you!"

Well, that's just it. Those things are superfluous (didn't think I knew that word, did you?) and unimportant. I need to find the truth, the real meaning of life, the man behind the mask, but in order for me to do that, I have to change my ways, and I'm going to start by swearing off women.

Yeah, you heard me. No more wining and dining, no more romance, no more love period.

I need to get out there and experience life! Travel where the wind takes me and find my purpose! It's gonna be tough and I know you're all gonna miss me, but it's for the best. When I come back, you won't even recognize me.

So take a good look at me, guys, 'cause this is the last time you'll see Larry Butz. By the time my journey's over, I'll be a new man! A man worthy enough to call himself a man. Oh, that was good. I should write that one down...

Anyways... Parting may be sweet sorrow, but remember that absence makes the heart grow fonder! Seeya!



((OOC: IC semi-hiatus until he "finds himself." He'll probably blog about his life discoveries while he's gone, but they'll likely be private entries. Depending on what you say, you may or may not get a response if you reply to this. TTFN! ♥))

Date: 2008-06-09 06:19 am (UTC)
attorneyatlol: (Hoo boy...)
From: [personal profile] attorneyatlol
Good luck, Larry. We'll all be awaiting your return with bated breath.

Date: 2008-06-09 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
long as it’s not ‘baited’ breath! I went through enough of that last month…

Date: 2008-06-09 04:11 pm (UTC)
attorneyatlol: (You gotta be kidding me.)
From: [personal profile] attorneyatlol
Uh… right…

Date: 2008-06-09 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
Anyways, don’t get in too much trouble while I’m gone, Nick! I won’t be around to bail you out, you know.

Date: 2008-06-09 04:12 pm (UTC)
attorneyatlol: (well fuck)
From: [personal profile] attorneyatlol
I’ll try my hardest not to. What ever would I do without you, Larry?

Date: 2008-06-09 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
The world may never know, man. The world may never know.

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Date: 2008-06-09 04:13 pm (UTC)
attorneyatlol: (Hoo boy...)
From: [personal profile] attorneyatlol
Let’s hope we never have to find out.

Date: 2008-06-09 04:14 pm (UTC)
attorneyatlol: (Hmmmmm...)
From: [personal profile] attorneyatlol
Seriously, though. Stay safe, alright? And call me if you need anything.

Date: 2008-06-09 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
Will do! See you around, buddy.

Date: 2008-06-09 04:15 pm (UTC)
attorneyatlol: (LOOK MA I MADE HIM SMILE)
From: [personal profile] attorneyatlol
See you around.

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