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[personal profile] smellslikebutz
You know, ever since that murder at KB Security last month, I've been doing a lot of thinking and I've come to the shocking conclusion that I really don't like the man I've become.

I know, I know. "But Larry!" you're thinking. "You're a great person! You're funny and charming and the ladies dig you!"

Well, that's just it. Those things are superfluous (didn't think I knew that word, did you?) and unimportant. I need to find the truth, the real meaning of life, the man behind the mask, but in order for me to do that, I have to change my ways, and I'm going to start by swearing off women.

Yeah, you heard me. No more wining and dining, no more romance, no more love period.

I need to get out there and experience life! Travel where the wind takes me and find my purpose! It's gonna be tough and I know you're all gonna miss me, but it's for the best. When I come back, you won't even recognize me.

So take a good look at me, guys, 'cause this is the last time you'll see Larry Butz. By the time my journey's over, I'll be a new man! A man worthy enough to call himself a man. Oh, that was good. I should write that one down...

Anyways... Parting may be sweet sorrow, but remember that absence makes the heart grow fonder! Seeya!



((OOC: IC semi-hiatus until he "finds himself." He'll probably blog about his life discoveries while he's gone, but they'll likely be private entries. Depending on what you say, you may or may not get a response if you reply to this. TTFN! ♥))

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
Edgey, c'mon. I might not know you as good as Nick does, but I can tell when you're acting funny.

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:10 am (UTC)
samuraiprosecutor: (Official glare)
From: [personal profile] samuraiprosecutor
Doing what my work requires hardly constitutes 'acting funny.'

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
Then why are you talking to me under a lock?

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:10 am (UTC)
samuraiprosecutor: (Emo Edgey)
From: [personal profile] samuraiprosecutor
...

Because I don't have the time to engage in idle conversations with everyone on the community.

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
Or you're hiding something~. C'mon, Edgey, you can tell me!

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:12 am (UTC)
samuraiprosecutor: (art deco pouty)
From: [personal profile] samuraiprosecutor
There's nothing to tell.

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
You know, you used to do the same thing when you were a kid. You'd get your little panties in a twist about something and then when it got too tough, you'd get all avoidant and pretend nothing was wrong. So whatever. You don't want to talk to me, that's fine.

…bet you told Nick, though.

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:13 am (UTC)
samuraiprosecutor: (Angry glare #257)
From: [personal profile] samuraiprosecutor
Either your memory is slipping or you didn't know me as well as you imagine.

Wright knows no more about my trip than you do.

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
Oh reeeaally? I dunno, man, I seem to remember someone being upset that he couldn't climb a tree in Nick's backyard, and ever since then, it was like that tree didn't exist.

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:13 am (UTC)
samuraiprosecutor: (Sidelong glare frowny)
From: [personal profile] samuraiprosecutor
You demonstrate that this isn't the first time you've misinterpreted my actions. If you're certain my motivation is so much more complicated than the work I have to do, what do you imagine I'm avoiding?

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
I dunno. You don’t seem to want people to know you’re around. Maybe you’re hiding from someone.

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:14 am (UTC)
samuraiprosecutor: (art deco pouty)
From: [personal profile] samuraiprosecutor
...You make it sound as though I've been skulking around the community. I haven't been completely absent; I've discussed some matters of import with several people here. Yet I can't afford to waste time on conversations which aren't necessary, so I've taken steps to prevent being engaged in any.

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
Well, then, I guess I should be honored that you deem this conversation necessary! You obviously wanna talk about something, so spit it out already!

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:15 am (UTC)
samuraiprosecutor: (*rubs temple* Heh.)
From: [personal profile] samuraiprosecutor
Perhaps 'necessary' is too strong a word. Your uncharacteristic behavior merely piqued my interest.

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
Then I guess you wasted your time, huh?

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
Hey, nobody forced you to keep replying, man.

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:17 am (UTC)
samuraiprosecutor: (Edgey shrug in court)
From: [personal profile] samuraiprosecutor
No, the blame for that lies solely with me.

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
Glad to see you taking some responsibility!

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:18 am (UTC)
samuraiprosecutor: (Official glare)
From: [personal profile] samuraiprosecutor
...

I wish you luck on your journey, Larry. Perhaps you won't be the only one to benefit if you do find what you're looking for and enact the change you say you desire.

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
Of course I won’t be. The world will benefit!

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:19 am (UTC)
samuraiprosecutor: (Smirk w/finger to forehead)
From: [personal profile] samuraiprosecutor
Depending on what change you make, that's entirely possible.

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