smellslikebutz: (hmm)
[personal profile] smellslikebutz
You know, ever since that murder at KB Security last month, I've been doing a lot of thinking and I've come to the shocking conclusion that I really don't like the man I've become.

I know, I know. "But Larry!" you're thinking. "You're a great person! You're funny and charming and the ladies dig you!"

Well, that's just it. Those things are superfluous (didn't think I knew that word, did you?) and unimportant. I need to find the truth, the real meaning of life, the man behind the mask, but in order for me to do that, I have to change my ways, and I'm going to start by swearing off women.

Yeah, you heard me. No more wining and dining, no more romance, no more love period.

I need to get out there and experience life! Travel where the wind takes me and find my purpose! It's gonna be tough and I know you're all gonna miss me, but it's for the best. When I come back, you won't even recognize me.

So take a good look at me, guys, 'cause this is the last time you'll see Larry Butz. By the time my journey's over, I'll be a new man! A man worthy enough to call himself a man. Oh, that was good. I should write that one down...

Anyways... Parting may be sweet sorrow, but remember that absence makes the heart grow fonder! Seeya!



((OOC: IC semi-hiatus until he "finds himself." He'll probably blog about his life discoveries while he's gone, but they'll likely be private entries. Depending on what you say, you may or may not get a response if you reply to this. TTFN! ♥))

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:18 am (UTC)
samuraiprosecutor: (Official glare)
From: [personal profile] samuraiprosecutor
...

I wish you luck on your journey, Larry. Perhaps you won't be the only one to benefit if you do find what you're looking for and enact the change you say you desire.

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
Of course I won’t be. The world will benefit!

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:19 am (UTC)
samuraiprosecutor: (Smirk w/finger to forehead)
From: [personal profile] samuraiprosecutor
Depending on what change you make, that's entirely possible.

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:19 am (UTC)

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:22 am (UTC)
samuraiprosecutor: (Uncomfortable)
From: [personal profile] samuraiprosecutor
...What, Larry?

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
I know we don't always get along and we haven't really talked a lot in the last few years, but if something's going on, you can tell me, okay? I mean, not right now, but, like... If something happens in the future, you know? I'll listen.

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:25 am (UTC)

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:26 am (UTC)
samuraiprosecutor: (Melancholy)
From: [personal profile] samuraiprosecutor
Larry...

...Your journey is off to a promising start.

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com
Thanks. Good luck with work, man.

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Date: 2008-06-30 09:28 am (UTC)
samuraiprosecutor: (Autumn Melancholy)
From: [personal profile] samuraiprosecutor
...Thank you.

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