Blog Entry #11 [Locked to Edgey]

[smellslikebutz]

Dude. Edgey. Are you gay for Nick!?



((OOC: ...uh, lol, result of this conversation. Tact, thy name is Butz?))

Comments

[samuraiprosecutor]

Said to whom?

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Er...

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Th-that's not important, Edgey! What's important is the truth! ...Aren't you always saying something like that?

[samuraiprosecutor]

Truth is in short supply in this place. They're rumors, Larry, spread by members whose lives are dull enough that they feel the need to inject false interest into the lives of others.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

So what are you saying?

[samuraiprosecutor]

Larry, there's no basis for any of it. They're only rumors.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Dude. But why would people wanna make up rumors about you and Nick? That's kinda weird.

[samuraiprosecutor]

'Weird' seems to be a prerequisite for this place. As for why, I don't care to know the motivations behind such delusions.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Yeah man, me neither. Talk about crazy.

I gotta admit, though, you had me worried there for a while.

[samuraiprosecutor]

...Don't you mean they had you worried?

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, I guess. But she said it was all obvious. I thought maybe I might've been missing something.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

But I should've known better, of course! Nothing gets past the Butz!

[samuraiprosecutor]

Of course. 'She' wouldn't be the first to read too much into the situation.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

!

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

D-Did I say 'she?' I meant... you know... the figurative 'she.'

[samuraiprosecutor]

Obviously. I take it this figurative person never explained the reasoning behind their assumption.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

I dunno, man. Something about you being hesitant to tell Nick how you feel or something. I tried to tell her... you know, the figurative her... that you weren't into love and romance, but she seemed pretty set on it.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Apparently it isn't enough that people obsess over the presence or absence of love in their own lives; many aren't satisfied until they manage to inflict the concept on others as well.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

And then there was that post...

[samuraiprosecutor]

...What post?

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

What do you say in court? Take that (http://samriprosecutor.livejournal.com/23108.html)!?

1/2

[samuraiprosecutor]

[samuraiprosecutor]

Behavior influenced by a virus is hardly conclusive evidence.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Whoa, dude. Calm down! No need to get your panties in a twist. I just thought it was kinda funny how you only seemed to be hitting on Nick, that's all.

[samuraiprosecutor]

That's not indicative of anything. The...subject simply didn't surface in any of my other conversations.