Blog Entry #11 [Locked to Edgey]

[smellslikebutz]

Dude. Edgey. Are you gay for Nick!?



((OOC: ...uh, lol, result of this conversation. Tact, thy name is Butz?))

Comments

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

W-what? You need me to spell it out for you!?

[samuraiprosecutor]

As the question could be taken in numerous ways, yes, I do.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Dude, what other way could it be taken!? I'm asking if you wanna bone Nick!

[samuraiprosecutor]

Dear god, no. Attraction doesn't equate to a desire for reciprocation or... an intent to pursue anything further.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

I didn't ask about your intentions! I asked if you wanted to! And you do!

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

...OH MY GOD, YOU DO.

[samuraiprosecutor]

No. Finding a person attractive doesn't mean I have any desire to act on it. Perhaps the two are synonymous for you, but they aren't for everyone.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

No, but you wish you could! That's what being attracted to someone means! Geez, Edgey! All this time...

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

...Y-You don't think I'm attractive, do you?

[samuraiprosecutor]

No, Butz. Not in the slightest.

This entire thing is absolutely meaningless. It changes nothing.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Oh, good...

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

...

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

...Wait, 'not in the slightest!?' Why not!?

[samuraiprosecutor]

You are, as they say, not my type.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

But I'm a man!

[samuraiprosecutor]

Butz, do you find yourself attracted to every woman your eyes happen to fall upon?

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Most of the time! It's, like... animal magnetism!

[samuraiprosecutor]

...Of course.

Unlike you, Larry, I have extremely strict standards. Being male is only one of my requirements.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but...! I mean...

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

You don't think I'm a hideous beast or anything, right!?

[samuraiprosecutor]

...Larry, you have no more interest in me than I have in you. Why does my opinion on the subject even matter?

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Because! You're supposed to have taste!

[samuraiprosecutor]

The last time the subject came up you denigrated my tastes.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Yeah, for the same reason as now!

[samuraiprosecutor]

...It never occured to you that the problem might not lie with me?