Blog Entry #11 [Locked to Edgey]

[smellslikebutz]

Dude. Edgey. Are you gay for Nick!?



((OOC: ...uh, lol, result of this conversation. Tact, thy name is Butz?))

Comments

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

D-Did I say 'she?' I meant... you know... the figurative 'she.'

[samuraiprosecutor]

Obviously. I take it this figurative person never explained the reasoning behind their assumption.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

I dunno, man. Something about you being hesitant to tell Nick how you feel or something. I tried to tell her... you know, the figurative her... that you weren't into love and romance, but she seemed pretty set on it.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Apparently it isn't enough that people obsess over the presence or absence of love in their own lives; many aren't satisfied until they manage to inflict the concept on others as well.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

And then there was that post...

[samuraiprosecutor]

...What post?

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

What do you say in court? Take that (http://samriprosecutor.livejournal.com/23108.html)!?

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[samuraiprosecutor]

[samuraiprosecutor]

Behavior influenced by a virus is hardly conclusive evidence.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Whoa, dude. Calm down! No need to get your panties in a twist. I just thought it was kinda funny how you only seemed to be hitting on Nick, that's all.

[samuraiprosecutor]

That's not indicative of anything. The...subject simply didn't surface in any of my other conversations.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

HOLD IT!

Your comment clearly states: 'My offer is far from random.'

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

How do you like that, huh, Edgey? Taste the steely blade of my objection!

[samuraiprosecutor]

Unlike some, I have standards -- rather high ones, in fact. I wouldn't...make an offer to anyone who didn't meet them. That's all that was meant by that statement.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

...Wait, so it's true, then?

[samuraiprosecutor]

...That would depend on what you're asking.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

You're, you know... gay for Nick?

[samuraiprosecutor]

...Larry, what does that even mean?

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

W-what? You need me to spell it out for you!?

[samuraiprosecutor]

As the question could be taken in numerous ways, yes, I do.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Dude, what other way could it be taken!? I'm asking if you wanna bone Nick!

[samuraiprosecutor]

Dear god, no. Attraction doesn't equate to a desire for reciprocation or... an intent to pursue anything further.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

I didn't ask about your intentions! I asked if you wanted to! And you do!

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

...OH MY GOD, YOU DO.

[samuraiprosecutor]

No. Finding a person attractive doesn't mean I have any desire to act on it. Perhaps the two are synonymous for you, but they aren't for everyone.