Blog Entry #11 [Locked to Edgey]

[smellslikebutz]

Dude. Edgey. Are you gay for Nick!?



((OOC: ...uh, lol, result of this conversation. Tact, thy name is Butz?))

Comments

[samuraiprosecutor]

What?!

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

That's what I said!

[samuraiprosecutor]

Said to whom?

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Er...

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Th-that's not important, Edgey! What's important is the truth! ...Aren't you always saying something like that?

[samuraiprosecutor]

Truth is in short supply in this place. They're rumors, Larry, spread by members whose lives are dull enough that they feel the need to inject false interest into the lives of others.

{OOC LIKE WHOA}

[sine-sole-sileo.livejournal.com]

WHO IS DRIVING CAR

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

So what are you saying?

Re: {OOC LIKE WHOA}

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

BEAR IS DRIVING? HOW CAN THAT BE?!

Re: {OOC LIKE WHOA}

[shuraiya.livejournal.com]

CAR FULL OF MIDGETS

[samuraiprosecutor]

Larry, there's no basis for any of it. They're only rumors.

Re: {OOC LIKE WHOA}

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

We find in favor of...

BIG AMERICAN PARTY.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Dude. But why would people wanna make up rumors about you and Nick? That's kinda weird.

Re: {OOC LIKE WHOA}

[shuraiya.livejournal.com]

I seriously love you so hard for knowing Clerks the Cartoon. XD

[samuraiprosecutor]

'Weird' seems to be a prerequisite for this place. As for why, I don't care to know the motivations behind such delusions.

Re: {OOC LIKE WHOA}

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

I LOVE that cartoon. It's so quotable! I wish there had been more episodes. ;o;

...DDD needs toon!Clerks liek whoa, Y/Y?

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Yeah man, me neither. Talk about crazy.

I gotta admit, though, you had me worried there for a while.

[samuraiprosecutor]

...Don't you mean they had you worried?

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, I guess. But she said it was all obvious. I thought maybe I might've been missing something.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

But I should've known better, of course! Nothing gets past the Butz!

[samuraiprosecutor]

Of course. 'She' wouldn't be the first to read too much into the situation.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

!

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

D-Did I say 'she?' I meant... you know... the figurative 'she.'

[samuraiprosecutor]

Obviously. I take it this figurative person never explained the reasoning behind their assumption.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

I dunno, man. Something about you being hesitant to tell Nick how you feel or something. I tried to tell her... you know, the figurative her... that you weren't into love and romance, but she seemed pretty set on it.