Blog Entry #10

[smellslikebutz]

Well, the road was long and winding, but you’ll all be glad to know that my journey has finally come to an end! And you know what I discovered? That Larry Butz guy? He ain’t such a useless waste of space after all! I should have realized it sooner. I mean, self-centered, lazy, anti-social…

Why didn’t you guys tell me I was an artist!? Yeesh…

Comments

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Same difference. Anyway, as an artist, I’ve gotta possess certain eccentricities and anti-sociality is one of them!

[attorneyatlol]

You’ve got enough of those without it, believe me…

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

You think…!?

[attorneyatlol]

Larry… Listen, you become at artist by making art, not by acting the way you think an artist should act. It’s like…

[attorneyatlol]

It’s like with me. I call myself a defense attorney because I defend people. If I thought I had to ‘embrace’ what people think a lawyer should be, I’d look to lawyer jokes for inspiration.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Lawyer jokes? Oh, you mean like… “Arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling with a pig: after a while you realize that the pig actually enjoys it.” You mean like that?

[attorneyatlol]

Er, yeah… like that…

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

That one reminds me of Edgey.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Oh, and how about: what's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

[attorneyatlol]

Larry...

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

The pronunciation!

[attorneyatlol]

…Yeah. Anyway.

[attorneyatlol]

The point is you define what you are; what you are doesn’t define you.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Oh! Oh! And what about this one?

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

"That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman!"

"Shut up!" barked the devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork. "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"

[attorneyatlol]

…Okay, I give up.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

What should you do if you find a lawyer buried up to his neck in cement?

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Get more cement!

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Nick…?

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Aw, c’mon, Nick! I was just joking!

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

…Niiick!

[maraich]

I'd snuggle up to Phoenix!

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not punishment if you do it willingly...

[maraich]

I could act like it's punishment

"Oh no Satan! Anything but that!"