smellslikebutz: (hmm)
Larry Butz ([personal profile] smellslikebutz) wrote2008-06-07 08:06 pm

Blog Entry #8

You know, ever since that murder at KB Security last month, I've been doing a lot of thinking and I've come to the shocking conclusion that I really don't like the man I've become.

I know, I know. "But Larry!" you're thinking. "You're a great person! You're funny and charming and the ladies dig you!"

Well, that's just it. Those things are superfluous (didn't think I knew that word, did you?) and unimportant. I need to find the truth, the real meaning of life, the man behind the mask, but in order for me to do that, I have to change my ways, and I'm going to start by swearing off women.

Yeah, you heard me. No more wining and dining, no more romance, no more love period.

I need to get out there and experience life! Travel where the wind takes me and find my purpose! It's gonna be tough and I know you're all gonna miss me, but it's for the best. When I come back, you won't even recognize me.

So take a good look at me, guys, 'cause this is the last time you'll see Larry Butz. By the time my journey's over, I'll be a new man! A man worthy enough to call himself a man. Oh, that was good. I should write that one down...

Anyways... Parting may be sweet sorrow, but remember that absence makes the heart grow fonder! Seeya!



((OOC: IC semi-hiatus until he "finds himself." He'll probably blog about his life discoveries while he's gone, but they'll likely be private entries. Depending on what you say, you may or may not get a response if you reply to this. TTFN! ♥))

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[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-06-30 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh reeeaally? I dunno, man, I seem to remember someone being upset that he couldn't climb a tree in Nick's backyard, and ever since then, it was like that tree didn't exist.
samuraiprosecutor: (Sidelong glare frowny)

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[personal profile] samuraiprosecutor 2008-06-30 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
You demonstrate that this isn't the first time you've misinterpreted my actions. If you're certain my motivation is so much more complicated than the work I have to do, what do you imagine I'm avoiding?

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[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-06-30 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno. You don’t seem to want people to know you’re around. Maybe you’re hiding from someone.
samuraiprosecutor: (art deco pouty)

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[personal profile] samuraiprosecutor 2008-06-30 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
...You make it sound as though I've been skulking around the community. I haven't been completely absent; I've discussed some matters of import with several people here. Yet I can't afford to waste time on conversations which aren't necessary, so I've taken steps to prevent being engaged in any.

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[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-06-30 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
Well, then, I guess I should be honored that you deem this conversation necessary! You obviously wanna talk about something, so spit it out already!
samuraiprosecutor: (*rubs temple* Heh.)

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[personal profile] samuraiprosecutor 2008-06-30 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps 'necessary' is too strong a word. Your uncharacteristic behavior merely piqued my interest.

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[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-06-30 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
Then I guess you wasted your time, huh?

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[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-06-30 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, nobody forced you to keep replying, man.
samuraiprosecutor: (Edgey shrug in court)

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[personal profile] samuraiprosecutor 2008-06-30 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
No, the blame for that lies solely with me.

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[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-06-30 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
Glad to see you taking some responsibility!
samuraiprosecutor: (Official glare)

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[personal profile] samuraiprosecutor 2008-06-30 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
...

I wish you luck on your journey, Larry. Perhaps you won't be the only one to benefit if you do find what you're looking for and enact the change you say you desire.

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[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-06-30 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I won’t be. The world will benefit!
samuraiprosecutor: (Smirk w/finger to forehead)

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[personal profile] samuraiprosecutor 2008-06-30 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
Depending on what change you make, that's entirely possible.

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[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-06-30 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks, man!

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[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-06-30 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
I know we don't always get along and we haven't really talked a lot in the last few years, but if something's going on, you can tell me, okay? I mean, not right now, but, like... If something happens in the future, you know? I'll listen.
samuraiprosecutor: (Say what...?)

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[personal profile] samuraiprosecutor 2008-06-30 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
samuraiprosecutor: (Melancholy)

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[personal profile] samuraiprosecutor 2008-06-30 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
Larry...

...Your journey is off to a promising start.

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[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-06-30 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks. Good luck with work, man.
samuraiprosecutor: (Autumn Melancholy)

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[personal profile] samuraiprosecutor 2008-06-30 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
...Thank you.