Blog Entry #005

[smellslikebutz]

Larry - a dash of sexiness - a teaspoon of hotness - a pinch of friendliness Mix together and serve hot.

'What is your personality recipe?' at QuizGalaxy.com

That's what I'm talkin' about.

Comments

[maraich]

Not bad.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Pretty accurate, I'd say.

[maraich]

You're silly.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

In a lovable, hard to resist way, right?

[maraich]

Of course.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Then it's all good.

[maraich]

But don't you have a girlfriend anyway?

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

You mean my beautiful Chloe~?

[maraich]

Yeah.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

What about her?

[maraich]

Well, you don't really need all that sexy if you have a girlfriend already.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Man, all that sexy's for her. Everyone else just gets to look.

[maraich]

You should share with those less fortunate than you! I haven't had a good date in months, and I haven't had a stable relationship in over a year.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Eh? I'm flattered, dude, but even if I wasn't taken... well, you know...

[maraich]

I didn't mean I want to be with you. Just lend me some of whatever it is you have so I can get a date.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Aw, don't sell yourself short! If you were a girl, I'd say you were pretty damn sexy.

[maraich]

That's the problem, though! Guys keep mistaking me for a girl then freak out when I'm not one. I don't see what the big deal is. It's pretty normal on my world for a man to be pretty.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

"I'm a pretty man looking for another man who's nice, loyal, handsome, with a steady job, and who likes kids."

Problem solved.

[maraich]

I guess I just haven't had as much good luck as you've had.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Not a lot of you to go around, is there~?

[1/2]

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

There only needs to be enough of me for Chloe~.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Try not to cry too hard, okay?

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think I'll be able to restrain my tears, man, don't worry.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

That's the spirit. Keep your chin up!

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

See, now I have a goal I can work towards in my fight to battle my yawning depression. I have your recipe~ I can tape it to Sam's forehead.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

In the hopes that sexiness will somehow manage to seep through?

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Hey, osmosis works, right?

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays...

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Only when we don't want you geezers figuring it out~

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Geezers?

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

You call me a kid, man, I'm gonna shoot it right back.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

But what geezer exudes this much sexiness?

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Pierce Brosnan.

[iee-keeel-joo.livejournal.com]

As a somnolent day bids farewell
Weary downcast eyelids adjust
Greeting a pink-dusk quite well
Drumbeats is heard-on outbound
It’s sole from his beloved stud

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Oh no... What do you want!?

[iee-keeel-joo.livejournal.com]

Dreamily on a striding bare butt
Yet a stronger drumbeat pounded
As a differently harmony blasts on
A silent elegant gust slumps off
He lightly kisses his butt-cheeks