Blog Entry #11 [Locked to Edgey]

[smellslikebutz]

Dude. Edgey. Are you gay for Nick!?



((OOC: ...uh, lol, result of this conversation. Tact, thy name is Butz?))

Comments

[samuraiprosecutor]

The last time the subject came up you denigrated my tastes.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Yeah, for the same reason as now!

[samuraiprosecutor]

...It never occured to you that the problem might not lie with me?

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

...I knew it! You do think I'm a hideous beast! Oh man, all this time... no wonder Iris doesn't want to have anything to do with me!

[samuraiprosecutor]

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[samuraiprosecutor]

Larry, you have many characteristics which are conventionally appealing. They simply don't parallel my specific tastes.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

No, no! I see how it is now... There's no sense in hiding it anymore! Spread the word. Larry Butz is butt ugly! I should just crawl into a dark cave where no one will ever have to see my mug again and the world will be a much happier place for it!

[samuraiprosecutor]

...Larry, you seem to garner an inordinate amount of interest from women. For whatever reason, they obviously consider you attractive.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Y-You really think so?

[samuraiprosecutor]

I can only assume that's the case.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Aw, Edgey!! Thanks, man! You're a real pal!