Blog Entry #11 [Locked to Edgey]

[smellslikebutz]

Dude. Edgey. Are you gay for Nick!?



((OOC: ...uh, lol, result of this conversation. Tact, thy name is Butz?))

Comments

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

...OH MY GOD, YOU DO.

[samuraiprosecutor]

No. Finding a person attractive doesn't mean I have any desire to act on it. Perhaps the two are synonymous for you, but they aren't for everyone.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

No, but you wish you could! That's what being attracted to someone means! Geez, Edgey! All this time...

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

...Y-You don't think I'm attractive, do you?

[samuraiprosecutor]

No, Butz. Not in the slightest.

This entire thing is absolutely meaningless. It changes nothing.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Oh, good...

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

...

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

...Wait, 'not in the slightest!?' Why not!?

[samuraiprosecutor]

You are, as they say, not my type.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

But I'm a man!

[samuraiprosecutor]

Butz, do you find yourself attracted to every woman your eyes happen to fall upon?

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Most of the time! It's, like... animal magnetism!

[samuraiprosecutor]

...Of course.

Unlike you, Larry, I have extremely strict standards. Being male is only one of my requirements.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but...! I mean...

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

You don't think I'm a hideous beast or anything, right!?

[samuraiprosecutor]

...Larry, you have no more interest in me than I have in you. Why does my opinion on the subject even matter?

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Because! You're supposed to have taste!

[samuraiprosecutor]

The last time the subject came up you denigrated my tastes.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Yeah, for the same reason as now!

[samuraiprosecutor]

...It never occured to you that the problem might not lie with me?

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

...I knew it! You do think I'm a hideous beast! Oh man, all this time... no wonder Iris doesn't want to have anything to do with me!

[samuraiprosecutor]

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[samuraiprosecutor]

Larry, you have many characteristics which are conventionally appealing. They simply don't parallel my specific tastes.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

No, no! I see how it is now... There's no sense in hiding it anymore! Spread the word. Larry Butz is butt ugly! I should just crawl into a dark cave where no one will ever have to see my mug again and the world will be a much happier place for it!

[samuraiprosecutor]

...Larry, you seem to garner an inordinate amount of interest from women. For whatever reason, they obviously consider you attractive.