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Larry Butz ([personal profile] smellslikebutz) wrote2008-07-17 01:34 pm
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Blog Entry #10

Well, the road was long and winding, but you’ll all be glad to know that my journey has finally come to an end! And you know what I discovered? That Larry Butz guy? He ain’t such a useless waste of space after all! I should have realized it sooner. I mean, self-centered, lazy, anti-social…

Why didn’t you guys tell me I was an artist!? Yeesh…
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[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Same difference. Anyway, as an artist, I’ve gotta possess certain eccentricities and anti-sociality is one of them!
attorneyatlol: (nngh)

[personal profile] attorneyatlol 2008-07-17 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You’ve got enough of those without it, believe me…
attorneyatlol: (why me)

[personal profile] attorneyatlol 2008-07-17 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Larry… Listen, you become at artist by making art, not by acting the way you think an artist should act. It’s like…
attorneyatlol: (Hmm...)

[personal profile] attorneyatlol 2008-07-17 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
It’s like with me. I call myself a defense attorney because I defend people. If I thought I had to ‘embrace’ what people think a lawyer should be, I’d look to lawyer jokes for inspiration.

[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Lawyer jokes? Oh, you mean like… “Arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling with a pig: after a while you realize that the pig actually enjoys it.” You mean like that?
attorneyatlol: (well fuck)

[personal profile] attorneyatlol 2008-07-17 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Er, yeah… like that…

[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
That one reminds me of Edgey.

[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, and how about: what's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?
attorneyatlol: (you're not making any sense)

[personal profile] attorneyatlol 2008-07-17 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
…Yeah. Anyway.
Edited 2008-07-17 21:18 (UTC)
attorneyatlol: (Hmmmmm...)

[personal profile] attorneyatlol 2008-07-17 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
The point is you define what you are; what you are doesn’t define you.

[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! Oh! And what about this one?

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

"That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman!"

"Shut up!" barked the devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork. "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"
attorneyatlol: (well fuck)

[personal profile] attorneyatlol 2008-07-17 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
…Okay, I give up.

[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
What should you do if you find a lawyer buried up to his neck in cement?

[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Get more cement!

[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Nick…?

[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, c’mon, Nick! I was just joking!

[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
…Niiick!
maraich: (Meow!)

[personal profile] maraich 2008-07-17 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd snuggle up to Phoenix!

[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's not punishment if you do it willingly...
maraich: (Nummy!)

[personal profile] maraich 2008-07-17 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I could act like it's punishment

"Oh no Satan! Anything but that!"
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