Blog Entry #005

[smellslikebutz]

Larry - a dash of sexiness - a teaspoon of hotness - a pinch of friendliness Mix together and serve hot.

'What is your personality recipe?' at QuizGalaxy.com

That's what I'm talkin' about.

Comments

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

In a lovable, hard to resist way, right?

[maraich]

Of course.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Then it's all good.

[maraich]

But don't you have a girlfriend anyway?

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

You mean my beautiful Chloe~?

[maraich]

Yeah.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

What about her?

[maraich]

Well, you don't really need all that sexy if you have a girlfriend already.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Man, all that sexy's for her. Everyone else just gets to look.

[maraich]

You should share with those less fortunate than you! I haven't had a good date in months, and I haven't had a stable relationship in over a year.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Eh? I'm flattered, dude, but even if I wasn't taken... well, you know...

[maraich]

I didn't mean I want to be with you. Just lend me some of whatever it is you have so I can get a date.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Aw, don't sell yourself short! If you were a girl, I'd say you were pretty damn sexy.

[maraich]

That's the problem, though! Guys keep mistaking me for a girl then freak out when I'm not one. I don't see what the big deal is. It's pretty normal on my world for a man to be pretty.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

"I'm a pretty man looking for another man who's nice, loyal, handsome, with a steady job, and who likes kids."

Problem solved.

[maraich]

I guess I just haven't had as much good luck as you've had.