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Larry Butz ([personal profile] smellslikebutz) wrote2008-05-30 10:46 pm
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Blog Entry #7

.....it never happened.
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[identity profile] know-sacrifice.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure it did~.

[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
...It was a social experiment!

[identity profile] know-sacrifice.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh come on, man, that excuse was old the first time somebody tried it.

[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, it was worth a shot...

Dude, you don't know HOW GLAD I am that nobody took me up on my offer. I could've done without getting socked in the face by that one guy at the beach, though... Honestly, how do gay men put up with that? Maybe I should ask Edgey...

[identity profile] know-sacrifice.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's probably something you woulda regretted, like, hardcore. ...Holy shit, somebody popped you one? Really?

[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I know. What an ass, right? I mean, a simple 'no' would've sufficed!

[identity profile] know-sacrifice.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Depends on how, um, insistent you were being, I guess.

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[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
...Not too insistent. Probably shouldn't have suggested his friend could watch, though...

[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, anyways, I don't want to talk about this anymore. That part of my life is over and done with! I'm a new man now.

[identity profile] know-sacrifice.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
A new man who's completely uninterested in the butts~?

[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Unless we're talking about Beyonce, you got it!

[identity profile] know-sacrifice.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Haha!

So, other than getting over being all virused, what's up with you, Larry?

[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, nothing much...

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You could say I'm on a journey.

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[identity profile] know-sacrifice.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
A journey? What kind~?

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[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
A journey of self-discovery! ...and finding a new job.

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[identity profile] know-sacrifice.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like a, um, rousing adventure. What kinda job are you looking for?

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[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno yet, but I have faith that my heart will lead me there! 'Cause I found destiny, Kaela, and it's hidden in the pages of a book.

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[identity profile] know-sacrifice.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
This book doesn't happen to be the phone book, does it?

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[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? No! It's "The Magic Bottle," by Elise Deauxnim!

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[identity profile] know-sacrifice.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
I've never heard of that!
maraich: (cutie)

[personal profile] maraich 2008-05-31 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
...

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[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
You haven't!? Oh man, Kaela, it's a life-affirming book! So beautiful and... pure. After I read it, it felt like I was born again. Nothing else can compare.



((OOC: ...I assure you, this is all canon. >_>;;))
Edited 2008-06-02 05:36 (UTC)
maraich: (And then she said...)

[personal profile] maraich 2008-06-02 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
You asked if I wanted to have sex with you.

[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
B-but you didn't! That's what counts!
maraich: (And then she said...)

[personal profile] maraich 2008-06-02 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
I was about to string you around for a bit, until you got over it.

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[identity profile] know-sacrifice.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I looked it up on Amazon and I couldn't find it. Maybe we don't have it on my world...? It sounds really good, though!


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[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
NO WAY! If that's the case, you're seriously missing out! I should let you borrow it some time. Your life will never be the same!

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[identity profile] know-sacrifice.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I wouldn't mind giving it a read. If you like it so much it's gotta be good!

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[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Sweet! As soon as I'm done with my third read-through, I'll send it on over!

...er, how do I go about doing that, anyways?

[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
...Due. That wouldn't have been very nice.
maraich: (cutie)

[personal profile] maraich 2008-06-02 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You were asking a bunch of random people for sex.
Would you have rather woken up after having sex with half a dozen guys, or woken up after unsuccessfully chasing one?

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[identity profile] know-sacrifice.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Cool!

I think you can probably just post to [livejournal.com profile] dramadramaduck and ask if someone would be willing to drop it off for you.

[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, considering the mood I was in...

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[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Easy enough. Great, then. You can expect a delivery within the next few days!
maraich: (Totally sincere)

[personal profile] maraich 2008-06-02 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
All right, I'll leave you to sex up some guys next time.

[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
dfkahfka can we just talk about something else, please!?
maraich: (And then she said...)

[personal profile] maraich 2008-06-02 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Suggestions?

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[identity profile] know-sacrifice.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm looking forward to it! Thanks, man~!

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[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
My pleasure~!

[identity profile] probablythebutz.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
How's the weather?
maraich: (Lying down)

[personal profile] maraich 2008-06-02 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Boring!
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